zeldathemes
I am a Night Vale Alert Citizen.

I have stop sign immunity.  I break for no one | je m'appelle michelle | pan | if u message me about wtnv i will probs explode with happiness | i am an angry hairy feminist. | I am kind of in the middle of a captain america crisis rn | also, im still not over the wrath of kahn/search for spock thank u gnod bless | if u click on personal log u'll see my a-class humour

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

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offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

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  #wait a minute    #wAIT A FUCKING MINUTE  

tonysttark:

girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers

teenfuckingspirit:





Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

teenfuckingspirit:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

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the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

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frlg:

image

thanks

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crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

I want the avengers to show up to my b-day party.

photo set#13

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moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

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always-jessii:

sacriliciousslut:

This is actually a much more accurate representation of love than a photo of two people kissing could ever hope to be.

my marriage

always-jessii:

sacriliciousslut:

This is actually a much more accurate representation of love than a photo of two people kissing could ever hope to be.

my marriage

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supernaturalwanderlust:

Chris Evans says Captain America is still looking for a place to belong”
image

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