zeldathemes
I am a Night Vale Alert Citizen.

I have stop sign immunity. I break for no one. My name is probably Michelle.
I think I started this so I could stalk people I know and somehow along the way I slowly got addicted to Welcome to Night Vale and Merlin.
fandoms: welcome to night vale, star trek, harry potter, doctor who, buffy the vampire slayer, merlin, sherlock, lord of the rings, himym, disney, ouat, avatar the last airbender, supernatural, psych, marvel universe, broadway...

selki:

Can someone please draw burly mermaids

we’ve got enough slender elegant seashell-bras-and-pearl-necklaces mermaids

gimme mermaids that can drag ships down to the depths

they can go around picking fights w/ sharks

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

donewithwoodenteeth:

People need to accept that not all “cliches” are bad. People still like stuff like forbidden love stories, underdogs winning, and the dog biting back. The term cliche is negative, produces an image of all that is trite and boring, but actual cliches can be very good. Storytelling is built on cliches after all. 

It’s not the cliche but how it is utilized by the author.

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

daenarystormborn:

"nobody cares about black widow"

I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE MARVEL FANDOM WHO ARE LITERALLY BEGGING FOR A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE AND MAKING THOUSANDS OF GIFSETS DEDICATED TO ALL OF HER MCU SCENES SO FAR

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

sarah-the-artiste:

THE TRUTH OF THIS THOUGH

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck