Bending + Eye Color
watching your bae talk to the another person
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
every school has one guy that doesnt wash his hair and kinda has a moustache but not really
i go to an all girls school and this is still accurate
[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER
[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER
[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER
[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER
[whispers] the winter soldier
[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER
Battle-tested, Captain America and his Howling Commandos quickly earned their stripes. Their mission: taking down HYDRA, a Nazi rogue deep science division. Barnes is the only Howling Commando to give his life in service of his country.
So yeah remember that one post I made ages ago about wanting to debunk the pop culture Spock and Kirk myths? Well, here’s part two of that segment.
Kirk isn’t a womanizer. He’s a homme fatale. He uses his sexuality as a tool in situations where he has no other leverage, often when the woman has a physical advantage over him due to weapons or magical abilities or some such, over and over again. And as the slides show, when he’s actually romantically interested in someone he behaves very differently, and he does take it really slow. When he flirts with a woman heavily and quickly, you can be sure that he’s doing it in order to get into or out of a larger plot situation, rather than in order to satisfy his own sexual urges.
Using one’s sexuality, rather than force or technology, as a tool to regain an upper hand is historically a very female trope, and I think that’s why people have trouble recognizing that that’s what Kirk is doing. But that’s what it is.
So there’s a difference. TOS Kirk was an ardent feminist, and I am so sick of this AOS sexyKirk pop culture idea of him.